The punch line

We hear a lot of jokes around here. Sean is the master joke teller and always appreciates a good joke. Last night after family night, we found some jokes in the Friend magazine (July 2008). Warren decided he would give joke telling a try, so after Darin had told him a few jokes, Warren tried them out on me. He had a couple of successful attempts: (Darin had already shared all these jokes with me, so I did my best to pretend I didn't know)

Warren: What kind of flower roars?
Me: Um, a roaring flower?
Warren: A Dandelion!

Warren: What does the sun drink from?
Me: I don't know, what?
Warren: Sunglasses!

He was feeling pretty good about his perfectly delivered jokes, so he tried his hand at another one. This one proved to be a little more tricky. Here's how the joke is supposed to go. What did the pig put on his sunburn? OINKMENT! Here's Warren's attempt.

Warren: What did the pig put on his sunburn?
Me: Aloe Vera?
Warren: Pig Oink!

We were all laughing pretty hard, including Warren. He asked, "What was it again?" Then we replied "Oinkment", and explained why it was funny.

This morning, Warren found the magazine on the couch and decided to try again:

Warren: What did the pig put on his sunburn?
Me: I don't know, what?
Warren: Pigment! DANG! What is it again?
Me: Oinkment

Attempt #3
Warren: What did the pig put on his sunburn?
Me: Um...I don't know
Warren: OINKment! Finally!